There is no such thing as a web-based search/download/encrypt program for warez/mp3s/etc...nor do I ever intend on writing such a monkey! If, for some crazy reason, you're looking for real warez, there are plenty of places out there to find them...and you're on your own!
Actually, I felt that I needed some polishing on my Java skills, so I decided to write a little refresher applet. The result is Scrollie, the applet you see below. Essentially, it just prints some random lines of garbage and scrolls it. It is absolutely useless, but I think it's rather neet-o nonetheless. If you want to, you can check out the source code.