Tue Jan 23 2024 16:59:42 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time)
I started a ridiculous project like 9 years ago: To cut up the entirety of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album into just the grunts and hoots, similar to what I did with Billy Idol all the way back in 2009.
This last weekend I found the project and realized just how close it was to completion, so I went ahead and finished it and published it.
So now I present to you: Thrilling Grunts. Enjoy.
Tue Jul 30 2019 21:00:00 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time)
I learned last night that Little Richard recorded a horrifying rendition of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" in 1991 on Disney CD to support a pediatric AIDS foundation. Thanks Nate! While the cause is honorable, the content is certainly questionable. It almost kinda includes Debbie Gibson, but aside from a brief flop on the piano and some childish dancing, the contribution remains unclear.
In any case, Little Richard is one of the masters of the grunt/whoop/wat style of singing/moaning...so I tried a very low-effort cutup. The rap in the middle got some special attention. Enjoy!
Mon Jan 25 2016 02:05:21 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time)
Wed Jun 24 2009 22:59:18 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time)
Sometimes when bogged down by responsibility I can find it rejuvenating to embrace the right kind of distraction.
So my distraction involved hearing a radio cut of the Billy Idol hit "Cradle of Love" and finally following thru on a long-time desire to cut the thing into its most fundamental (read: important) parts: The grunts.
"That's right!" Sir Cyborg Himself. Despite having such a HUGE hit in the 90s, there are probably between zero and 3 people on the planet who actually know all the lyrics -- it's a slurred bozo fest of nonsense sexual innuendo and rockstar spittle. Simply brilliant.
So I leave you with "Rock The Cradle of Love Grunts".